Yet More Fun with Keywords

Despite my supposed ‘break’ from blawging for the exam season, I thought it was high time I provided another selection of keywords that certain visitors have used to surf their way over to Law Actually.  There are some real brarmers in there:  

“people suing dum resons” – This visitor was from the states. Perhaps s/he should have looked closer to home for examples.

“career prospects after llb” – I would say ‘varied’. Next?

“microsoft songsmith any good” – No, no it’s not.

“microsoft songsmith why is it so good” It’s not. I thought we just established that.

“little's law assignment” Is that as opposed to ‘big’s law assignment’?

“cloud computing law jurisprudence” – You what?!?

“i lost my respect at wes' house of ribs” Yeah, we’ve all lost our self respect buddy. And the phrase is: “I lost my self respect at wes’ rib house”. Just so we’re clear.

“legal space amount for people at a desk” Room for an average sized notepad, can of mountain dew and a stapler. Next?

“wtf is calibri” It’s a font, dear. Just a font.

“macbook air for law school” – Go and get one then, you show-off!

“clean washing machine gunk left on ipod” – Oh, eewww!

“is law school worth the cost” – Err, ask me another.

“as a foreigner would you do the lpc or bvc” Oh you’re just winding me up now.

“i am a law lecturer with lpc biography”  Are you now?!

“hot lass law student” Oh really?

“hoe many lpc students don't get a training contract” Hoe many? An awful lot.

“noise at night who to call in uk” Ghostbusters? Just a guess.

“law grads difficulty finding training contracts” – oh really! Has it taken this long for the penny to drop?

“lawactualy” – oh, do me a favour!

“you tube training contract” – Ok, this can’t be good on a number of levels.

“i want a dictaphone to record my univeristy lectures” Do you? That’s nice!

“i can't afford my bvc” – Put your begging bowl away please.

“why my writing is sloppy”  Because you don't make enough effort?

“tape has snapped dictaphone tape help” Yikes.

“domain names funnies” www.heehee-haahaa.com?

It’s good to see the dudes at Pinsent Masons using a wide variety of research materials in this day and age. So whichever PM employee spent 10 minutes reading my Google Maps Streetview Silliness post, I hope you liked it. Leave a comment next time, eh? ;-)